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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(Source: notabadday)

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

(Source: mishasteaparty)

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

egriz:

Regeneration outtake.

(Disclaimer: I love Capaldi)

  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no
castrosdaughter:

castielcampbell:

queen-across-the-sea:

fuckin-psych0:

how to bring your cat to school 101

is that Bobby Singer

Bobby Singer; the younger years"Balls""What you say Singer?""Did I stutter? I said BALLS!"

somebody stuffed their cat in their bag and brought to it to school and you guys are talking about the guy in the background what the fuck

castrosdaughter:

castielcampbell:

queen-across-the-sea:

fuckin-psych0:

how to bring your cat to school 101

is that Bobby Singer

Bobby Singer; the younger years

"Balls"

"What you say Singer?"

"Did I stutter? I said BALLS!"

somebody stuffed their cat in their bag and brought to it to school and you guys are talking about the guy in the background what the fuck

(Source: coolator)

unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie)